when people send me kind messages
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
- Charlotte Eriksson, Empty Roads & Broken Bottles; in search for The Great Perhaps (via argufy)
when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
The LAST ONE omfg
Used to have fun with the last one
The last fuckin one
Oh the struggle was too real with the last one
if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
i think part of the reason why 80’s movies were so great was because they explore the idea of teenagers that have absolutely no where to go or no idea of what to do with their life- and that’s okay.
do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you
yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror